So! If you:
- are male,
- could be available Tue, Mar 11 through Mon, Mar 17, 2008,
- are willing and able to engage in some public displays of affection with yours truly,
- and can speak a little Spanish
EDIT: to clarify, you'd need to be available the entire time, so taking time off work/school/etc. would be involved. As for how much Spanish? Well, it'd be very helpful to know enough to ask for basic directions "How do I get to the nearest grocery store? Where is the bathroom?" and understand the responses. About that level, if that makes sense.