I'm on hold with my water company because I didn't get a bill this month. Their hold music seems to be "TV hits of the 70's, 80's, and 90's". After "Josie and the Pussycats", "Underdog", and "Cheers", I thought "Geez, what's next? The Greatest American Hero?"
AND IT WAS.
Look at what's happened to me, I can't believe it myself. Suddenly I'm on top of the world, It should've been somebody else.
I could press 1, and leave a message, but after "Welcome Back, Kotter", "WKRP", and "Three's Company", my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me, and I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING.