Frank (ljtourist) wrote,
Frank
ljtourist

Your call is important to us

I'm on hold with my water company because I didn't get a bill this month. Their hold music seems to be "TV hits of the 70's, 80's, and 90's". After "Josie and the Pussycats", "Underdog", and "Cheers", I thought "Geez, what's next? The Greatest American Hero?"

AND IT WAS.

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.


I could press 1, and leave a message, but after "Welcome Back, Kotter", "WKRP", and "Three's Company", my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me, and I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING.

Help.
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