AND IT WAS.
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.
I could press 1, and leave a message, but after "Welcome Back, Kotter", "WKRP", and "Three's Company", my morbid curiosity has gotten the better of me, and I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING.