Don't pee on the floor
No cameras <-- Ah, man, does this mean I need to take the camera out of the vent?
No cops, for any reason, ever, allowed inside w/o a warrant (Not even for a donut?)
Don't let anyone touch you in your bathing-suit area (Not even for a donut?)
Wash your hands, else flush yourself down the toilet (Before donuts at least)
Do not hang donuts on your person unless you wish to make nice to a cop or engineer
Dealer hits on soft 17
Don't tear down Harley engines in the living room <-- Bedroom is OK <-- Are we related?
Don't fear the reaper